god dammit..............my denim zipper flies down on it's own discretion! never bothers to maintain any decorum,just flies with uninhibited spunk and spirit,never bothering about my embarrassment a wee bit. also the mother, the denim rani itself never stays stuck on the posterior. It will glide and slide and visit Neverland whenever possible. I curse and cuss to the tilt but of no avail. And people say ,only robots want to act on their free will!